Doctor of Persistent Irritation
For returning to a settled subject with one final observation, repeatedly.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Department of Social Endurance
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Persistent Irritation
For returning to a settled subject with one final observation, repeatedly.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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