Faculty of Questionable Competitive Studies

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FACULTY ARCHIVE / SPECIMENFaculty of Questionable Competitive StudiesEternal Bronze

Doctor of Competitive Stagnation

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The competitive honours roll

An impeccable record of questionable play.

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IQQ GAMES / 01GeneralFaculty of Perpetual Tutorials

Certified Noob

Bachelor of Permanent Initiation

For completing a thousand online games while preserving the fresh uncertainty of the very first tutorial.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 02GeneralFaculty of Competitive Passenger Studies

Certified Backpack

Master of Passive Team Transportation

For advancing through the ranks of online games with the logistical efficiency of luggage carried by the entire team.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 03GeneralFaculty of Selective Connection Failures

Certified Lag Blamer

Doctor of Convenient Causality

For detecting catastrophic lag in every lost online match and impeccable connectivity during every victory celebration.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 04GeneralInstitute of Premature Departures

Certified Rage Quitter

Postgraduate Specialization in Strategic Withdrawal

For submitting a formal resignation from an online match before the scoreboard has finished explaining the situation.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 05GeneralFaculty of Spectator Authority

Certified Post-Elimination Commentator

Higher Doctorate in Posthumous Command

For discovering impeccable tactical judgment immediately after the virtual elimination of their own avatar in an online game.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 06GeneralFaculty of Elastic Bedtimes

Certified Just One More Match

Master of Nocturnal Extensions

For demonstrating that just one more online match is a renewable commitment whose final deadline coincides with sunrise.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 07League of LegendsFaculty of Rank Preservation

Eternal Bronze

Doctor of Competitive Stagnation

For maintaining a stable address in Bronze in League of Legends, regardless of how many seasons claim to offer a fresh start.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 08League of LegendsFaculty of Involuntary Competitive Subsidies

Feeder Emeritus

Master of Opposing Team Financing

For accidentally funding the opposing team in League of Legends through unfortunate deaths, despite every intention of winning.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 09League of LegendsSchool of Absolute Specialization

One-Trick Champion

Bachelor of a One-Item Repertoire

For studying one League of Legends champion so thoroughly that the remaining roster is treated as optional reading.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 10League of LegendsInstitute of Displacement Limitations

Flash into the Wall

PhD in Interrupted Mobility

For conducting a practical League of Legends Flash experiment whose destination is the very same side of the wall.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 11League of LegendsFaculty of Convenient Attribution

Blame the Jungler

Doctor of Outsourced Responsibility

For identifying the League of Legends jungler as the universal cause of every lane mishap, including those occurring before their arrival.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 12WarzoneFaculty of Overcrowded Inventories

Certified Loot Goblin

Master of Combat-Free Looting

For inspecting every crate in Call of Duty: Warzone with the dedication of an archivist while the squad waits for combat assistance.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 13WarzoneInstitute of Competitive Reentry

Gulag Resident

Specialization in Early Return

For establishing a frequent visitor record in the Gulag of Call of Duty: Warzone Battle Royale modes that include this return mechanic.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 14WarzoneChair of Applied Immobility

Professor Camper

Doctor of Tactical Real Estate Residency

For occupying the same corner in Call of Duty: Warzone long enough to declare it as a permanent address.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 15ValorantFaculty of Perpetually Pending Fundamentals

Perpetual Iron

Master of Unfinished Competitive Fundamentals

For turning Iron in Valorant into a permanent academic residence while promising that the next match will finally change everything.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 16CS2Faculty of Accidental Luminosity

Team Flash Specialist

Master of Involuntary Ally Illumination

For accidentally blinding their own teammates in Counter-Strike 2 (CS2) with a flash that was intended to improve the team’s prospects.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 17FortniteSchool of Panic Architecture

Unlicensed Architect

Bachelor of Construction Under Panic

For raising stairs, walls and an architectural mystery in Fortnite Battle Royale modes with building, all upon hearing a single nearby shot.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 18Rocket LeagueInstitute of Relentless Geometry

Certified Ball Chaser

Doctor of Spherical Pursuit

For pursuing the ball in Rocket League with such scholarly devotion that positioning becomes an elective subject.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 19Rocket LeagueSchool of Goal Orientation

Own-Goal Scorer

Master of Adverse Scoring

For executing a spectacular accidental finish in Rocket League and only afterward checking which team owned the goal.

Inspect this distinction IQQ GAMES / 20MinecraftInstitute of Questionable Geological Safety

Lava Miner

Doctor of Questionable Vertical Excavation

For locating lava in Minecraft with remarkable consistency and exactly one block less caution than the situation required.

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