Doctor of Tactical Real Estate Residency
For occupying the same corner in Call of Duty: Warzone long enough to declare it as a permanent address.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Chair of Applied Immobility
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Tactical Real Estate Residency
For occupying the same corner in Call of Duty: Warzone long enough to declare it as a permanent address.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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