Doctor of Convenient Causality
For detecting catastrophic lag in every lost online match and impeccable connectivity during every victory celebration.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Selective Connection Failures
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Convenient Causality
For detecting catastrophic lag in every lost online match and impeccable connectivity during every victory celebration.
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