Doctor of Outsourced Responsibility
For identifying the League of Legends jungler as the universal cause of every lane mishap, including those occurring before their arrival.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Convenient Attribution
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Outsourced Responsibility
For identifying the League of Legends jungler as the universal cause of every lane mishap, including those occurring before their arrival.
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