Doctor of Competitive Stagnation
For maintaining a stable address in Bronze in League of Legends, regardless of how many seasons claim to offer a fresh start.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Rank Preservation
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Competitive Stagnation
For maintaining a stable address in Bronze in League of Legends, regardless of how many seasons claim to offer a fresh start.
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