Doctor of Spherical Pursuit
For pursuing the ball in Rocket League with such scholarly devotion that positioning becomes an elective subject.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Institute of Relentless Geometry
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Spherical Pursuit
For pursuing the ball in Rocket League with such scholarly devotion that positioning becomes an elective subject.
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