Doctor of Questionable Vertical Excavation
For locating lava in Minecraft with remarkable consistency and exactly one block less caution than the situation required.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Institute of Questionable Geological Safety
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Questionable Vertical Excavation
For locating lava in Minecraft with remarkable consistency and exactly one block less caution than the situation required.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.