Master of Nocturnal Extensions
For demonstrating that just one more online match is a renewable commitment whose final deadline coincides with sunrise.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Elastic Bedtimes
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Nocturnal Extensions
For demonstrating that just one more online match is a renewable commitment whose final deadline coincides with sunrise.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.