Certified Post-Elimination Commentator

Academic distinction

Higher Doctorate in Posthumous Command

For discovering impeccable tactical judgment immediately after the virtual elimination of their own avatar in an online game.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Faculty of Spectator Authority

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Higher Doctorate in Posthumous Command

For discovering impeccable tactical judgment immediately after the virtual elimination of their own avatar in an online game.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

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