Certified Charger Appropriator

Academic distinction

Postgraduate Specialization in Unrequested Power Acquisition

For relocating every available charger to a desk it never agreed to visit. A humorous distinction about borrowed cables.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Department of Migrating Cables

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Postgraduate Specialization in Unrequested Power Acquisition

For relocating every available charger to a desk it never agreed to visit. A humorous distinction about borrowed cables.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

FURTHER STUDY

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Bachelor of Misplaced Trust

Master of Convenient Favors