Certified Chronically Online

Academic distinction

Doctor of Permanent Internet Presence

For remaining fully informed about events that have not happened yet.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Department of Digital Dependence

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Doctor of Permanent Internet Presence

For remaining fully informed about events that have not happened yet.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

FURTHER STUDY

Postgraduate Specialization in Delayed Replies

Postgraduate Specialization in Mobile Dependency

Master of Delegated Thought