Doctor of Situational Unawareness
For asking precisely the wrong question at precisely the wrong moment.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Social Context
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Situational Unawareness
For asking precisely the wrong question at precisely the wrong moment.
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