Doctor of Self-Appointed Importance
For making a casual introduction sound like an awards ceremony.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Personal Prestige
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Self-Appointed Importance
For making a casual introduction sound like an awards ceremony.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.