Master of Situational Chaos
For arriving just as a peaceful gathering acquires three conflicting versions of the facts.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
School of Unexpected Social Developments
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Situational Chaos
For arriving just as a peaceful gathering acquires three conflicting versions of the facts.
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