Master of Theatrical Overreaction
For turning a minor inconvenience into a three-act institutional emergency.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Everyday Theatre
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Theatrical Overreaction
For turning a minor inconvenience into a three-act institutional emergency.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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