Doctor of Vehicular Hazard Studies
For turning a routine parking maneuver into an assembly of the entire street.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
School of Transportation Sciences
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Vehicular Hazard Studies
For turning a routine parking maneuver into an assembly of the entire street.
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