Bachelor of Immediate Gratification
For interpreting every gentle refusal as the beginning of a formal appeal.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Domestic Negotiations
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Bachelor of Immediate Gratification
For interpreting every gentle refusal as the beginning of a formal appeal.
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