Bachelor of Acoustic Disturbance
For remaining confidently in a key that the orchestra has never formally adopted.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Alternative Musical Keys
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Bachelor of Acoustic Disturbance
For remaining confidently in a key that the orchestra has never formally adopted.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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