Certified Bad Decision Maker

Academic distinction

Doctor of Questionable Decision Making

For reviewing every sensible option before confidently choosing the remaining one.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Faculty of Retrospective Wisdom

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Doctor of Questionable Decision Making

For reviewing every sensible option before confidently choosing the remaining one.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

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