Doctor of Unnecessary Analysis
For giving a simple decision the attention of a doctoral thesis.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Cognitive Studies
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Unnecessary Analysis
For giving a simple decision the attention of a doctoral thesis.
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