Master of Communication Absence
For receiving a simple question and preserving it as an unanswered historical document.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
School of Unanswered Correspondence
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Communication Absence
For receiving a simple question and preserving it as an unanswered historical document.
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