Certified Unemployed Professional

Academic distinction

Master of Extended Career Exploration

For treating the interval between jobs as a research fellowship with no announced end date.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

School of Open-Ended Career Plans

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Master of Extended Career Exploration

For treating the interval between jobs as a research fellowship with no announced end date.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

FURTHER STUDY

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