Bachelor of Strategic Disappearance
For ending a conversation through an unexplained and remarkably thorough disappearance.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Romantic Complications
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Bachelor of Strategic Disappearance
For ending a conversation through an unexplained and remarkably thorough disappearance.
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