PhD in Unnecessary Suspicion
For treating an innocent introduction as the opening of a formal inquiry.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Romantic Complications
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
PhD in Unnecessary Suspicion
For treating an innocent introduction as the opening of a formal inquiry.
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