Doctor of Interpersonal Disregard
For turning a simple conversation into an exercise in collective patience.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Social Relations
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Interpersonal Disregard
For turning a simple conversation into an exercise in collective patience.
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