PhD in Chronic Lateness
For arriving eventually, regardless of the agreed time.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Temporal Studies
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
PhD in Chronic Lateness
For arriving eventually, regardless of the agreed time.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.