Doctor of Strategic Delay
For postponing important work with remarkable consistency.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Productivity Avoidance
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Strategic Delay
For postponing important work with remarkable consistency.
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