Certified Lazy

Academic distinction

Master of Advanced Laziness

For a distinguished commitment to doing as little as possible.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Faculty of Productivity Avoidance

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Master of Advanced Laziness

For a distinguished commitment to doing as little as possible.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

FURTHER STUDY

PhD in Chronic Lateness

Doctor of Strategic Delay

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