Doctor of Persistent Financial Instability
For receiving a salary that reaches the account just in time to say goodbye.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Temporary Account Balances
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Persistent Financial Instability
For receiving a salary that reaches the account just in time to say goodbye.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.