Master of Unnecessary Expenditure
For finding an urgent reason to buy what was never on the list.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Financial Decisions
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Unnecessary Expenditure
For finding an urgent reason to buy what was never on the list.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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