Bachelor of Extreme Financial Preservation
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The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Reluctant Expenditure
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Bachelor of Extreme Financial Preservation
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