Certified Non-Payer

Academic distinction

Master of Financial Avoidance

For an extraordinary ability to remember everything except a small debt.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Faculty of Financial Irresponsibility

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Master of Financial Avoidance

For an extraordinary ability to remember everything except a small debt.

This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.

An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.

FURTHER STUDY

Master of Unnecessary Expenditure

Bachelor of Extreme Financial Preservation

Doctor of Persistent Financial Instability