Master of Accidental Destruction
For turning a quiet room into a brief equipment inventory.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
School of Practical Mishaps
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Accidental Destruction
For turning a quiet room into a brief equipment inventory.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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