Master of Reasons to Raise a Glass
For turning every everyday event into an occasion worthy of a toast.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Unnecessary Celebrations
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Reasons to Raise a Glass
For turning every everyday event into an occasion worthy of a toast.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.