Bachelor of Selective Memory
For remembering every irrelevant detail except where the keys were placed.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
School of Absent Reminders
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Bachelor of Selective Memory
For remembering every irrelevant detail except where the keys were placed.
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