Doctor of Applied Nightlife
For treating every invitation to go out as an official summons and every quiet weekend as an administrative error.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Extracurricular Nightlife
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Doctor of Applied Nightlife
For treating every invitation to go out as an official summons and every quiet weekend as an administrative error.
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