Certified Fool for Love

Academic distinction

PhD in Romantic Relapse

For going back to an ex, accepting “I have changed” as evidence and insisting this time will be different. The committee of friends disagrees unanimously.

The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.

Faculty: Faculty of Romantic Complications
Field of study: Relationships

Award This Qualification

Specimen certificateIQQ / SPECIMEN

The Institute of Questionable Qualifications

Certificate of Questionable Achievement

Faculty of Romantic Complications

By authority of the Academic Board and following due consideration of the evidence presented,

hereby recognizes

Alex Morgan

and confers the distinction of

Certified Fool for Love

PhD in Romantic Relapse

For granting the same ex an eighth second chance, accepting “I have changed” as scientific evidence and assuring the entire group chat that this time will be different.

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