Master of Excessive Rest
For treating the first alarm as a preliminary invitation to negotiate with the second.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
School of Extended Recovery
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Excessive Rest
For treating the first alarm as a preliminary invitation to negotiate with the second.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
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