PhD in Delayed Processing
For completing a five-minute task with the solemn pace of an inaugural ceremony.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Department of Unhurried Procedures
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
PhD in Delayed Processing
For completing a five-minute task with the solemn pace of an inaugural ceremony.
This is a sample preview. It has not been issued or entered into the IQQ registry.
An issued IQQ certificate verifies only that the Institute created it, not that the joke is true.