Master of Statistical Misfortune
For joining the shortest queue just before it becomes the longest.
The Academic Board has reviewed the matter and finds this distinction suitable for the appropriate recipient.
Certificate of Questionable Achievement
Faculty of Uncooperative Probability
hereby recognizes
and confers the distinction of
Master of Statistical Misfortune
For joining the shortest queue just before it becomes the longest.
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